2026-01-26
today i worked hard to learn “come.” my owner wants me to go wherever he is whenever he wants. i dont know why. i actually already know how to do it but the longer i convince him i don’t, the more treats i get.
2026-01-25
today i hung out with my good friend ducky. i was very excited. he quacks me up!
2026-01-24
today, after not having eaten for nearly 2 hours, i was in a state of desperation to survive. i had no choice but to eat my owner.
2026-01-23
today i had fun knocking over tons of bottles in the shower. then i was very cuddly so i cuddled a lot it was very nice and warm.
2026-01-22
today i took a nice nap with my friend mr squirrel. he is very cool and lets me bite him whenever i want.