2026-03-07
hi.
2026-03-06
my owner keeps finding me hanging out in the sink. he always keeps kicking me out…
2026-03-05
today i’m reporting on from my secret fort… can u guess where it is?
2026-03-04
i need more toys. i don’t have ANY.
2026-03-03
today i built my throne. i feel very powerful.