2026-01-21
today is hump day, which means i made a hump (mound)! i got caught in the middle of the process and was quite surprised. what would YOU do if you caught me making a mound?
a. help me make the mound
b. watch me make the mound
c. destroy the mound
d. make your own mound
2026-01-20
today i camouflaged myself to appear as a scary spider with big fangs. my owner isn’t very happy that i am ripping my tunnel to do this, though.
2026-01-19
today i thought it would be really funny to smack my owner’s brand new hand sanitizer behind the fridge so he couldnt get it. so i did that.
2026-01-18
today i got very snuggly in bed and curled into lots of shrimp-esque positions. i’m also getting used to my new feeders.
2026-01-17
today i slept with my owner most of the day. i also tried on his pants.