2026-01-14
today i got a huge surprise! my owner saved up and spent nearly $500 to get me…
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a bunch of boxes! i am so happy and thankful. there was some other nonsense that doesn’t really matter. i love them! thank you!
2026-01-12
today i cuddled with my owner several times and also helped him do some work.
2026-01-11
today my owner had his friend jack over, he brought taco bell and i wasn’t allowed to eat or sniff any of it. then to make matters worse, my owner got a big pizza after and i kept trying to have some and i got locked in the bathroom because of it… i am hurt.
2026-01-10
today i went into my submarine. i explored the depths of the living room and saw a lot of incredible things like a moving disk that eats things off the ground. i hope to help advance the field of marine biology someday with my findings. if you have any connections please let me know.