2026-01-23
today i had fun knocking over tons of bottles in the shower. then i was very cuddly so i cuddled a lot it was very nice and warm.
2026-01-22
today i took a nice nap with my friend mr squirrel. he is very cool and lets me bite him whenever i want.
2026-01-21
today is hump day, which means i made a hump (mound)! i got caught in the middle of the process and was quite surprised. what would YOU do if you caught me making a mound?
a. help me make the mound
b. watch me make the mound
c. destroy the mound
d. make your own mound
2026-01-20
today i camouflaged myself to appear as a scary spider with big fangs. my owner isn’t very happy that i am ripping my tunnel to do this, though.
2026-01-19
today i thought it would be really funny to smack my owner’s brand new hand sanitizer behind the fridge so he couldnt get it. so i did that.