2026-01-19
today i thought it would be really funny to smack my owner’s brand new hand sanitizer behind the fridge so he couldnt get it. so i did that.
2026-01-18
today i got very snuggly in bed and curled into lots of shrimp-esque positions. i’m also getting used to my new feeders.
2026-01-17
today i slept with my owner most of the day. i also tried on his pants.
2026-01-16
today i almost lost my favorite fingertrap toy. i mistakenly thought i smacked it under the oven, but it turns out i was mistaken. upon my fingertrap being returned to me by my owner, i played with it for about 3 seconds before smacking it under the oven for real. if anyone has any extras please let me know. i miss my fingertraps already.
2026-01-15
today i got to try out my new stuff. i got an automatic wet food feeder, a fancy new water fountain, and an automatic dry food feeder with a camera and two way audio! now my owner wont have to get up at 5:30am to feed me. i will probably still wake him up anyway because its funny.