2026-01-11
today my owner had his friend jack over, he brought taco bell and i wasn’t allowed to eat or sniff any of it. then to make matters worse, my owner got a big pizza after and i kept trying to have some and i got locked in the bathroom because of it… i am hurt.
2026-01-10
today i went into my submarine. i explored the depths of the living room and saw a lot of incredible things like a moving disk that eats things off the ground. i hope to help advance the field of marine biology someday with my findings. if you have any connections please let me know.
2026-01-09
today my owner played with me a lot but he left me alone for 7 hours which sucked. oh well.
2026-01-08
today i played a whole ton with my new wand and the tunnel. i would not stop asking until my owner caved in. after i made an awesome mound and slept on it.
2026-01-07
today i played with the new toys my owner got me and in return i made him hold me and cuddle with me when i was done.